PANEL 1 — BANS EVERYTHING
Macaron storms the podium screaming “NO MORE TWEETS!” while slamming the giant CENSORED stamp on everything in sight.
by order of his crumbly excellency,
EMANUEL(allegedly)MACARON
"The crumbliest president in Europe. Wants to ban your tweets. Now an on-chain joke."
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le dossier — chapter one
DUROV STOOD WITH ELON. EMANUEL CRUMBLED.
When Macron's France came for X, the founder of Telegram posted what every shitposter was already thinking. We turned it into a coin.
PANEL 2 — DUROV STEPS UP
Pavel posts. Like-counter goes brrr. The internet remembers who showed up.
PANEL 3 — MACARON CRUMBLES
He literally falls apart into pink crumbs. The crowd lifts $MACARON tickers.
“In Macron's France, being investigated is the new Légion d'honneur.”
NEXT CHAPTER
The Elon's Interaction →
The signal is loud. A reaction from Elon is highly probable. Stay tuned — the timeline never sleeps.
les chiffres officiels
Décret n°420 — sur les chiffres
SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
$MACARON
"exactly one billion crumbs"
TAX
0% / 0%
buy / sell
"the only tax he can't raise"
LP
BURNED
🔥 forever
"no take-backsies"
MINT
REVOKED
no rugs
"crumbled by design"
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VIEW ON SOLSCAN →la recette
HOW TO BUY
- 1
Get a Solana Wallet
Phantom or Backpack. Fund it with SOL.
- 2
Open Pump.fun
Hit the button below. Connect wallet.
- 3
Paste the Contract
Dh1Mq6…pump. Always double-check the CA.
- 4
Buy $MACARON
Set slippage 1–3%. Confirm. Bake the baguette.
LE MUR DE LA HONTE
every meme he tried to ban
OFFICIAL DECREE
All tweets must be approved by Le Bureau des Crumbs. Effective: never.
$MACARON · evidence file
POV
You: posting a meme. Macaron: 'sacré bleu, the légion!'
$MACARON · evidence file
LEAKED MEMO
‘Ban the bird. Ban the macaron. Ban the man.’ — signed, His Crumbly Excellency.
$MACARON · evidence file
HOT TAKE
ngmi unless you're holding $MACARON.
$MACARON · evidence file
BREAKING
French baguette files restraining order against Emanuel Macaron.
$MACARON · evidence file
RECEIPT
X holds firm. Telegram backs it up. The macaron, however, is gluten-free.
$MACARON · evidence file
le plan officiel
Roadmap to la Grande Boulangerie
I
Le Lancement
Launch on Pump.fun. CA goes live. First 1k holders.
— phase i
II
La Résistance
Memes, CT raids, partnerships with other free-speech-coded coins.
— phase ii
III
La Révolution
Listings, CEX outreach. $MACARON wall on a Paris billboard. (joke. or is it.)
— phase iii
IV
La Grande Boulangerie
Macaron loses re-election to a baguette. We win. Free croissants for holders (digitally).
— phase iv
questions fréquentes
FAQ
No. $MACARON is satire and parody of a fictional crumbly president named Emanuel Macaron. Any resemblance to public figures is for comedic and editorial commentary.
BUY $MACARON.
POST FREELY.
ANNOY HIM.
bake the baguette of free speech 🥖
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